A Yodeling Xylophonist
November 5, 2011 § Leave a comment
She refused to make eye contact
With the morose kleptomaniac
Who was confined to the cloakroom,
So she passed the open door
With one eye closed.
She was perplexed by his resume
In which he claimed to have distinguished himself
As an ambidextrous linguist
And a yodeling xylophonist.