A Safe Distance
February 3, 2012 § Leave a comment
If the package wiggles,
It is a good idea to put it in a quiet room
With a few candles and a cup of tea.
Feel free to call us.
While you are waiting for our arrival,
Inspect the package periodically.
If we do not arrive on time,
Poke two small holes on the side that says “”camellia”
And put the package, along with all packing materials
Inside a brown paper shopping bag.
Place this outside, and retreat to a safe distance.